Things Llamas can do

This document attempts to outline some of the various extraordinary feats that Llamas have been observed doing.

In 1890 a british Llama enthusiast witnessed his Llama cross the street. This isn't that extraordinary on its own, but what IS extraordinary is the fact that before the Llama crossed the street, it looked left AND right at the same time.

On a remote Llama sanctuary in the Peruvian highlands, Pedrino reported that his Llama was smelling through time. The first time he had noticed this is when his Llama, Captainoftheloinclothbrigade, gave a sniff of peril and right afterward, 3 quarters of Ireland fell into poverty.

This set into action a chain of events that led to:
     1) Famine in sub-Saharan Africa
     2) An increase in international polony production
     3) The 80's
     4) Indigestion
     5) The second season of Heroes

Critics are still debating the validity of events 6 and 7, partly because they sound rather outrageous, but mostly because they don't exist yet.

In 1943 near Bariloche, in Argentina, at the International School for Headache Tablet Engraving (ISHTE), students witnessed a herd of Llamas completely destroy a squadron of World War I German biplanes. This resulted in Argentina employing Llamas as their primary weapon against the invading Roman army.

In 1991 someone saw a Llama completely ingest, AND digest itself. The whole process took no less that 42 hours. Three different international conglomerates where involved in the process. No animals where harmed in the process.

These are some of the more notable excerpts from the book that most of the above mentioned information comes from.