Many reports have been coming in, describing the most hideous event to befall mankind since the Second World War.
Hailed as one "Satan's Avatar" (Los Angelis Times), "Death Incarnate" (Larry King Live) and "Hitler 2.0" (Channel 4 News) the mention of it brings fear and despair to many accross the globe.
"Nevertheless, as we see more ahead, still it they need some details if it wants to get to be an authentic alternative to other distributions with more wall-plate" said one eye witness, who had a close brush with death with this very thing. This only brings us to the question of what the government really intends to do about
this world wide concern.
In a recent undercover investigation an informant, now deceased, had the folowing to say : "He is stable, fast, minimalista (for good and the bad thing) and has a dedicated and enthusiastic community that offers aid before any problem (forums only in English, that I know)". A shocking statement indeed for the world's leaders.
Ten days later the informant, now deceased, had more information to divulge. (S)He had the following to say to the IIL (Internal Investigations Limited) : "For this reason, and for being a solid base and of excellent operation, the distributions are enough that leave from her to thus add some to him of the facilities that it needs and to make it accessible to a ampler public". The latter statement has caused widespread panic in areas to the North-South of England and some parts of the e-quator.
The breakthrough for the IIL finally came when a letter containing the following text was found : "Then a writing-desk based on perfectly preformed XFCE, some tools to make the installation and maintenance easier and forums where the aid can be necessary easily". The IIL rushed to the scene and apprehended the mastermind criminal "Hitler 2.0" or more widely known as "The Bad Thing" (abbreviated for clarity). The footage can be found here.
The knowledge of the apprehension of "The Bad Thing" caused widespread panic and chaos. In several residential areas cow-stains where reported, and several people suffered second degree cesium-farts. In a small Hungarian town (Shpanglenomfies) 23 people changed the channel, and had dinner.
The international effect this has had may not just be "something we hear on the news, but went to the bathroom", it is something that affects all of us, even here in U.S.A. In southern carolina 3 unwed women, declared a boycot on Twinkies, "This is part of its interest to explore new territories, since before also it used by Reiser4 defect, also has proven with kernels with quite experimental patches and sometimes alpha has used software in state", is all they chanted as they spread their propagande of an Orange Nature(tm).
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